A millionaire jailed for six weeks after refusing to tear down a 10,000-square-foot extension to his house in Gloucestershire, England, that features a bowling alley, casino and cinema has gone to war with his neighbors. He is taking revenge on them by crowding their street with his fleet of classic cars, using closed-circuit cameras to determine when they leave so he can take the spaces in front of their homes.
ATTENTION WALMART SHOPPERS: Two women who work at the Walmart in Morrow, Ga., got into a brawl during their shift when they found out that their manager was having sexual affairs with both of them simultaneously. One of them even announced their situation over the store’s public address system.
BUT I THINK SHE HAS COOTIES, OFFICER: A man told police that his sister had taken his clothes out of the washing machine in their home in Richmond Heights, Ohio, without his permission. He said that he wanted her to face charges for touching his laundry. Request denied.
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WIT DAT?: A 27-year employee of a school district in Passaic County, NJ, has filed a lawsuit alleging that his employers are promoting only workers with Italian last names.
A NATURAL MISTAKE, SORRY: People went into a panic as reports of an active shooter inside the three-level Newport Center Mall in Jersey City spread on social media. It turned out to be a malfunctioning popcorn machine.
A LOVELY FAMILY EVENING AT HOME: A father, son and daughter in Wildwood, Fla., received Chinese takeout in containers that were not labeled. This upset the father since he did not know “which container of food was his.” The son ate his father’s food “unknowingly,” sparking a dispute that turned violent when his sister began punching him in the face, and the father joined in and put him in a chokehold.
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING: Despite the fact that her SUV had only three tires, a woman drove at 80 mph on Interstate 405 in Orange County, Calif., sparks flying, until she hit another vehicle. Another driver filmed her and called the cops after the accident.
THERE’S A JOKE IN HERE SOMEWHERE: A man who entered the United States from Canada on a bus was arrested for smuggling three Burmese pythons in his pants.
NO, DARLING, WE’RE NOT UNDER ARREST: The white stretch limousine of a bride-to-be started leaking oil and broke down on the way to the church wedding in Wednesbury, England. Cops working stadium security nearby drove her to her wedding in a police van along with ten bridesmaids, two flower girls and the bride’s mother.
LOOKS LIKE YOU’VE BEEN BUSY, PAL: After police arrested a man caught breaking into an apartment in Winnipeg, Manitoba, at 3:30 am, they discovered that he had broken into a total of 69 residences, garages and vehicles where he had made off with jewelry, and stole bank cards, vehicles, bicycles and other goods. A search of his residence turned up a lot of stolen stuff.